Wuts up Monkey Butt?
Will my Vinnie's Tampon Case® actually hold a corn cob? Yes. It'll also hold non-apps (mini-tamps), liners, cups, MAXI & MINI pads, sea sponges, chocolate bars, sunglasses, hair bands, ice cubes, small notebooks to scribble revolutionary musings, nunchucks (self-defense), and even the tiny can of Mace passed down to you from your dope grandmother. Thnx Granny!
Can I put my VTC® in the washing machine? Yes, but it'll likely shrink, and then be less likely to hold a corn cob.
How do I get a spankin' new Handy Period Chart®? Order new charts here, or download and print as many as you like here (link to be added after we feed the racoons).
How long do I have to wait to get my order? About 1 week. We feed, brush, and reshoe our ponies between each delivery.
What if I want it faster? I'll ask Phoebe. Phoebe?